[–]skycattt 26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (2 children). From her side it's always "You're going to let him run your life like that/ How dare him rule over how you spend your money" From my side it's "Yo, bro you're whipped" In reality, we very rarely say no to each other, if we do its because we don't actually have the funds. [–]librarygirl17 131 points132 points133 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]MrMultibeast 64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (5 children). /r/Relationships is a community built around helping people and the goal of providing a platform for interpersonal relationship advice between redditors. [–]brewless 141 points142 points143 points 3 years ago (9 children), Yeah, after 8 years, I'm not even sure how that habit started, but she gets really upset if I mess with her and give her a single peck before leaving before work. I would invite you to think about what you don't like about the idea of "relationships". This indicates you're mad and then it starts a fight because you're communicating that in a passive-aggressive way. The first person who sees (or hears) the cat vomit has to clean it up. As nice as it is. If it's important, you have to catch the other one's eyes and make sure they respond back. (Married quite a long time now, rule established within months of meeting. It's helpful because we discuss almost everything beforehand and get a better value for our money when we do want to drop a lot of cash. [–]WanderingZebraCloud 219 points220 points221 points 3 years ago (5 children). We're always very nice and friendly to eachothers friends and family no matter what. I think that's just a rule for being a sane, decent human being. The extreme case was when we had an indoor-outdoor cat. If I see those leftovers, i'm packing it up and storing it for myself. It’s not surprising that people turn to the internet for relationship advice, usually with throwaway handles and identities obscured. [–]mydogclimbstree 172 points173 points174 points 3 years ago (19 children). [–]Mynameisntbrian 47 points48 points49 points 3 years ago (5 children). Me on the other hand, I'm happy to look upon the ladies. I cook all the food, I always drive, and I'm in charge of fast-forwarding through commercials. If the sun is out, or if I have things to do later, there is no finishing inside me. [–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]lachrysite 92 points93 points94 points 3 years ago (8 children). [–]aGuyWithBigHats 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]SixthUnderminer 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (4 children). My husband and I have a code phrase when either one of us overreacts. Rule is to be honest and not get upset at the response. That, and don't go to bed angry. Mutual respect is so under-rated. By karrie_999 Completed. Relationship problems, we all have them. We both end up bringing work home often so when that happens we take care of each other. Coming up with these phrases is way more fun than it has any right to be. ... Of course, some people do have kind of weird deal breakers. Sometimes I'm up. It works really well for us and we're both happy. [–]HearingSword 93 points94 points95 points 3 years ago (22 children). [–]MyCatWeighs11lb 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children). Just in general. If we're cuddling and the small spoon needs to fart, they must aim their butt away from the big spoon. [–]hiperson134 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (5 children). This is Reddit's very own solution-hub. We don't have to like them all but if everyone is out together you need to smile, say hello, basic chit chat, etc. I would venture to say I am a damn good cook. Your kidnapper is gonna know papaya is a codeword. [–][deleted] 117 points118 points119 points 3 years ago (4 children). Whoever has the day off is responsible for dinner whether it be cooking or picking something up. 846 votes, 1.1k comments. Always ask before doing number 2. Anyway, long story short, my grandfather was my all, the funniest guy ever, he used to say super funny jokes. We share all the household chores except for laundry and dishes. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. 484k. It was used mostly to make sure we were still happy and moving in the same directions. When sleeping in a bed next to a wall, she always gets the wall side, We rarely ever split the bill, we just take turns paying. It doesn't matter if it's an argument and it's holding back some feeling, or a stupid comment that we realized makes no sense. It doesn't stop her, but it's still a rule. I get all the edge pieces of anything, he gets the center. If we say something mean to eachother, the person saying the mean thing has to take an article of clothing off. Some say they're still making noises at each other to this day. Reddit has several forums devoted to love. ", [–]OGtrashpanda 38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–]Perkinz 280 points281 points282 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]showtunez 71 points72 points73 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]10maxpower01 87 points88 points89 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]Hunny_Bunny20 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). Important rule because she constantly forgets about her leftovers and that just wastes food. This also helps when we go out to eat. If we're ever on the phone and one of us says the word "papaya" completely out of context, it means that we've been kidnapped and are under duress. [–]auroralovegood 59 points60 points61 points 3 years ago (4 children). It's not always easy; sometimes for better or worse is really, really bad, but we're just about thirty years together so something is working. Anytime we stay in a hotel, we must have sex within like 2 hours of checking in to 'christen' the hotel. "Don't let the other get hangry"- Meals are #1 priority because I'm like the hulk on steroids if I miss breakfast. We have some goofy ones because we have a pretty goofy relationship and then more serious ones to keep things flowing easy. The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. I'm not allowed to give medical advice to her anymore. [–]theAlpacaLives 69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (4 children). No idea how it started, but it's wonderful. Night shift workers of reddit: what are some things you get to experience that others typically don't? more >>, Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. It's pretty useful! [–]support_support 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]The_Pip 78 points79 points80 points 3 years ago (0 children). Like if we're having Indian food for dinner, that's the one time I shouldn't have to hear about how we never get Indian food. We have the understanding that, once this codeword is spoken, everything is 100% serious and needs to be handled as such. I'll bring it up with my partner and see if we can incorporate that as well :), [–]Chowdahhh 162 points163 points164 points 3 years ago (2 children), My friends and I used to have something like that in high school because we love shit talking. I hope she and that SHITBAG Richard are doing great in his trailer. But yes we are gay. I am not Brian. I dunno why, I just kind of want to do this. [–]tjs406 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (4 children). hello/goodbye/good night kisses are in multiples of 3. I fold it and put it away. [–]1414141414 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children), My gf is great at calling me out on this. [–]moudine 336 points337 points338 points 3 years ago (9 children). We're both aware & ok with this. But That doesn’t mean autistic people can’t be jerks. I don't know why using code words/phrases hasn't occurred to me sooner. Every month we nominate one of them as roommate of the month and the other as employee of the month (he works from home and they hang out in the office with him.) [–]theAlpacaLives 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children). We also have a code word which, when used, we'll do what the other person says, no questions asked. Equality and balance in a relationship is big for me, and I didn't get that at all in my last one. But he doesn't care if I wash his tshirts and socks with my stuff. It’s true that people love giving their opinion and spreading their wisdom onto others, even if that said wisdom isn’t particularly wise. [–]triggy_cosineberg 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (1 child), When one of us is about to fart we have to warn the other person by saying "Fire in the hole!" Caligula loved his horse (though most likely not in a sexual way) so much that he bent over backwards to give it a life fit for the emperor himself. True. We can never leave the other hanging. She or I will say "Do you need to pee?" Weird relationships... Ik there’s boutta be an argument in here but I need to say it. [–]Wreck_Me_Ralph 72 points73 points74 points 3 years ago (5 children). ), [–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 3 years ago (2 children), "Reset" sounds like a great idea! By Jamie Kravitz. We get up at different times for work. “Canine teeth (for girls) Don't judge.” — Reddit user. His alarm goes off at 4:30, which we call Snuggle-Thirty. If they're fighting about the stirring, it means they're not trying to do the same thing. It always confuses me when people act like each other's finances don't matter. We have 2 cats. Your thoughts/responses to the question can go in the comments section. Someone should shove a halberd up his ass. He does the same. [–]paulwhite959 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). I make the teas. [–]Jb2304 92 points93 points94 points 3 years ago (11 children), [–]Jordan_the_Hutt 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (12 children), [–]semprini23 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]anonymousmonster 1860Answer Link185 points186 points187 points 3 years ago (6 children). I've always felt that whoever cooks, shouldn't have to the dishes. [–]Hessis 122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (12 children), [–]pancakepizza_ 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (10 children), [–]badassllamalady 12380Answer Link1237 points1238 points1239 points 3 years ago* (20 children). [–]bkinch15 142 points143 points144 points 3 years ago (16 children), [–]httputub 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (1 child). '?' [–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]Dahki 78 points79 points80 points 3 years ago (4 children). 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